My favorite thing about the school system here is that there is only one midterm per class. What’s more is that these SINGLE midterms happen exactly when they’re supposed to – in the middle of the term. Now there’s a novel thought. You’re probably thinking, “Wow Fong, that’s pretty nerdy.” If you’ve ever had to suffer through 4 “midterms” for one class (Chem 1A) or become an expert in three separate though related topics (Gen Bio, Physio, Biochem etc) then you probably understand where I’m coming from. There comes a time when you stop counting your individual midterms for classes, and you just kind of lump them together. Like in waves (i.e. wave 1 of midterms, wave 2, 3 etc). Generally when my midterms start, they don’t really stop until I get to finals. Not such fun times.
Here in Paris, I’ve already taken my midterms – my true midterms. And the icing on top? Right after midterm week, we had an entire week off from school. Sorry Berkeley, but this is one gold star that you won’t be taking away from Paris. Like most of my peers, I spent this week sleeping and travelling. I went to Amsterdam with 2 friends, and our crazy journey there is what prompted this blog post. So sit back and enjoy the ride as I retell the arduous task of going from Paris to Amsterdam. Oh, and whatever you do, don’t sit in the front for this tale. The other person who did ended up shaking broken glass off of her jacket.
My 2 friends and I decided to buy an overnight bus ticket from Paris to Amsterdam, with a short stop in Brussels. This way, we could sleep on the bus ride there and not have to book a hostel for an extra night (we’re college students; cut us some slack). The bus was scheduled to leave Paris at 11:30pm and arrive in Amsterdam at 6:40am the following morning – a 7 hour trip. We departed a little after 11:30pm and everything was going just fine, with the exception of a minor bathroom incident. My friend had accidentally locked and closed the bathroom door from the outside, and the bus driver had to rush over to open it while we were stopped at a red light.
After an hour or two, I joined most of my fellow travelers in slumber, only to be awakened at 4:00am (somewhere in Brussels at this point) with a loud crash and a jolt of the bus. I open my eyes to see a red brick wall right in front of us. Literally, the entire width of the front windshield showed only a brick wall. In what I can only assume to be an attempt to escape, the bus driver threw the bus in reverse and… hit a tree. The people in the back started yelling, and the bus driver hit the breaks. Then, he continued to reverse. Into the same tree. He didn’t just hit the same tree twice. He hit it 3 times. At that point, we heard glass breaking, and when I looked back, I saw a hole in the rear windshield. The good news is that the windshield had 2 layers – an interior layer, which was fully intact, and an exterior layer, which was broken and had a hole in it. Deciding that the size of the hole was finally to his liking, the bus driver drove away from our accident scene (I heard one girl ask, ‘Wait he’s leaving? Is this even legal?’)… until more of the back windshield fell off as we’re driving. He stopped the bus and demanded what everyone in the back was yelling about. “The windshield just fell off!” came the heated reply. Some phone calls were made and 4 police squad cars showed up around 4:20am.
The right photo is of the back windshield. Well, what was left of it anyway. Notice how you can see the street lamps and sidewalk through the middle of the windshield? Yeah, you’re not supposed to be able to. There used to be a black windshield there, whose jagged remnants you can see on the left side of the photo.
Some people leave the bus to take a smoke break and they came back on board with bits and pieces of the line of questioning that the bus driver was receiving:
What did you hit? — I’m not sure what happened, and I don’t what I hit. Something back there.
Did you hit something here or there? — Both
O_O I’m pretty sure we all know what the bus hit… The broken glass outside was cleaned up and I also saw a woman in the front of the bus shake glass off of her jacket. It didn’t seem like anyone got hurt (no one responded when I asked them) so that’s good news. Here’s all of the bad news…
We eventually arrived to the drop-off location for the people who were going to Brussels, and the driver told us that there’s obvious news, good news, and lots of bad news. The obvious: our bus is no longer safe to drive. The good: another bus is being sent to us, so we’ll be taking that one to Amsterdam. Oh wait, but there’s bad news: the bus that’s taking us to Amsterdam is also coming from Amsterdam, so we should expect it in 3 hours. Then more good news: if we so choose, we can purchase a train ticket from Brussels to Amsterdam and Megabus will reimburse us the cost of our ticket. Thing is, he couldn’t tell us where the closest train station was (turns out it was just like a 3 minute walk from where we were parked). To add to this mess, the bus that they’d be sending only seats 50 people, and we were definitely more than 50. I guess the driver/Megabus people were banking on some people wanting to opt out of busing and take a train…
My friends and I decided to try our luck and wait for the other bus, because we weren’t sure how much the train ticket would cost, nor how long it would take Megabus to reimburse us. Being poor college students and all, these details matter. Anyway, I fell asleep and a whopping 4 hours later, there’s still no bus. But there’s more news! Our driver no longer knew where our rescue bus was coming from, nor where it currently was, nor how much longer we’d have to wait. But he was able to tell us that this mystery bus now only seats 38 people. It felt kind of like Survivor at this point: Who will be voted off the bus? -_____-
Fed up, my friends and I decided to buy train tickets to get to Amsterdam. It turns out that student tickets were only 23 euros, along with a small transaction fee. We finally got onto the (wrong) train and made 2 changes (instead of 1 like we were supposed to), but eventually we were on the right train to go to Amsterdam. While we were getting our tickets checked by the on-board ticket-checker-person, my friends and I were reveling in the comfy seats, ample leg space, and the many power outlets in our car. There were only 2 other passengers, to boot! Then, the ticket-checker-person asked us, “Do you speak English?” “YES!” we replied. “Okay good. This makes it easier. Your tickets are for 2nd class seats. You’re currently sitting in 1st class. I’m afraid I have to ask you to leave and go to the 2nd class cars.” ….Talk about embarrassing. No wonder why our seats were so nice!
So after that roller coaster of a journey, we finally made it to Amsterdam around 2pm. Our 7 hour bus ride and turned into a 14 hour bus+train ride with plenty of uncomfortable napping in between. I guess this is what we get for paying 30 euros for a round trip bus ride to Amsterdam. Though I guess it could’ve been worse. Both layers of the rear windshield could’ve broken off, and we would’ve been freezing in the night. Brussels gets pretty darn cold at 5am.
Needless to say, I won’t be taking Megabus anywhere in the near future. The likelihood of me taking Megabus in the very distant future depends on how long it takes them to reimburse me for my bus and train ticket. We shall see…